"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."   -E.L. Doctorow 

I spend my free time plotting the perfect murder and then trying to find a hole in it, which will sound a lot less weird when I become a published author.

Having moved more than someone in the witness protection program, I can adapt to any situation. That's also probably why I got so into reading that I collect books.

If you work with me, you'll have to hear one too many facts about Steven Tyler, but those come in handy on trivia night.